The Queen of Swords
aka The Cold-Hearted Bitch
"I haven't felt the way I feel today in so long, it's hard for me to recognize. I'm beginning to notice how much this feels like a waking limb, pins and needles. Nice to know you. Good-bye."
As a Co-Worker
She will stand quietly behind the scenes, waiting for you to screw up. When you do, she kindly tells you what you could have done better. The worst part is, she's absolutely right.
As a Lover
Being a masochist helps. Yes, it would kill her to express some emotions. She'd much rather mentally dissect everything instead of that messy feeling business. She will stand quietly behind the scenes, waiting for you to screw up. When you do, she'll point out your faults with cutting accuracy and will probably be even icier than normal (it is possible). She may even leave your sorry ass.
As a Parent This is, of course, provided she chooses to go through that whole messy pregnancy thing. She will stand quietly behind the scenes, waiting for you to screw up. When you do, she will outline what you did wrong with amazing detail. The worst part is, she's right. The good side? She'll calmly shred to pieces anyone at the PTA meeting who undermines your intelligence.
As a Friend This Queen chooses to have friends very rarely. You must be worthy of her towering intellect. Even when you are, she will still stand quietly behind the scenes, waiting for you to screw up. No pressure, though. Oh, and don't expect hugs and slumber parties. She just doesn't do that.
Clothes Usually a power suit. When off the job, she can sometimes be caught wearing more casual ensembles, but they will always have clean lines and minimal decoration. Makeup? Makeup would imply that she welcomes the attention of others. We wouldn't want to have that, would we?
Copyright K. Mayberry. Not to be used without permission.
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